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 From: TonyaKanine@is-a-bitch.moc 
  
 "starwars"  wrote in message 
 news:bcfb125b3b0604ea4c904030dc5d61da@tatooine.homelinux.net... 
 > How to Irritate the IRS 
 > 
 > 1. Always put extra paper clips on your forms. Any foreign fasteners 
 > or the like have to be removed and put away. 
 > 
 > 2. Always put staples in the right hand corner. Go ahead and put them 
 > down the whole right side. The extractors who remove the mail from 
 > the envelopes have to take out any staples on the right side. 
 > 
 > 3. If you send two checks, they'll have to staple your unsightly 
 > envelope to your half destroyed form. 
 > 
 > 4. If you're very unfortunate and have to pay taxes, send two or 
 > three party check. On top of paying with a third party check, pay one 
 > of the dollars you owe in cash. When an extractor receives cash, no 
 > matter how small an amount, he has to take it to a special desk and 
 > fill out of few nasty forms. 
 > 
 > 5. Line the bottom of your envelope with Elmer's glue and let it dry 
 > before you put in you forms, so that the automated opener doesn't 
 > open it and the extractor has to open it by hand. 
 > 
 > 6. Never arrange paperwork in the right order, or even facing the 
 > right way. Put a few upside down and backwards. That way they have to 
 > remove all your staples, rearrange your paperwork and re-staple it 
 > (on the left side). 
 > 
 > 7. Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to be 
 > verified and then date stamped. These are just a few of the fun and 
 > exciting things you can do with the IRS. These methods are ONLY 
 > recommended when you OWE money. 
 > 
 > 8. When you mail it, mail it in a big envelope (even if its just a 
 > single EZ form). Big envelopes have to be torn and sorted differently 
 > than regular business size ones. An added bonus to the big envelope 
 > is that they take priority over other mail, so the workers can hurry 
 > up and deal with your mess. 
 > 
 > 9. Write a little letter of appreciation. Any letter received has to 
 > be read and stamped regardless of what it is or what it's on. 
 > 
 > 10. Write your letter on something misshapen and unconventional. Like 
 > on the back of a supermarket sack. 
 > 
 > 11. If they owe you money, being nice helps. 
 > 
  
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