Eight out of ten liberal men over the age of 23 admit that they cannot 
 tie their own shoes. Claiming that their mothers always did it for 
 them until they went to Georgetown. There they paid black students on 
 badminton scholarships to do it for them. They now walk funny with 
 their shoes untied until they can con someone on the street to tie 
 them. They do so by claiming that they have a bad back from falling 
 out of a RPG hit hum-v in Baghdad. 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)