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From: bashley101@gmail.com
Dan Abel wrote:
> In article ,
> The Real Bev wrote:
>
>> Rod Speed wrote:
>
>> > If it does eat us, we can still eat it too, most obviously with sharks.
>>
>> Once a shark has eaten you, I'd say you're pretty much screwed if you want
to
>> eat it back.
>
> ObPedantic: Sharks generally do not eat people. However, they have
> poor vision. When they see a surfboarder in an attractive black wet
> suit, they think "seal". Seals have a thick layer of fat under their
> black skin, which keeps them warm, as mammals like to do. In addition,
> they hang out near the surface, like surfboarders, as both breath air.
> Sharks like to take a big bite on the seal, and then retreat so the seal
> can't fight back. Once the seal has weakened sufficiently from the
> bite, the shark can finish their meal at their leisure. Even though
> sharks don't see well, they have an excellent sense of taste. As soon
> as they bite a surfboarder, they discover that there is no thick fat
> layer, and the "skin" tastes like rubber.
>
> So, there are shark bites, but many people live through them because the
> shark just isn't interested in eating some scrawny human with rubber
> skin.
Come on, get real, we all saw 'Jaws'. One bite is enough!
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