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From: dabel@sonic.net
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The Real Bev wrote:
> Rod Speed wrote:
> > If it does eat us, we can still eat it too, most obviously with sharks.
>
> Once a shark has eaten you, I'd say you're pretty much screwed if you want
to
> eat it back.
ObPedantic: Sharks generally do not eat people. However, they have
poor vision. When they see a surfboarder in an attractive black wet
suit, they think "seal". Seals have a thick layer of fat under their
black skin, which keeps them warm, as mammals like to do. In addition,
they hang out near the surface, like surfboarders, as both breath air.
Sharks like to take a big bite on the seal, and then retreat so the seal
can't fight back. Once the seal has weakened sufficiently from the
bite, the shark can finish their meal at their leisure. Even though
sharks don't see well, they have an excellent sense of taste. As soon
as they bite a surfboarder, they discover that there is no thick fat
layer, and the "skin" tastes like rubber.
So, there are shark bites, but many people live through them because the
shark just isn't interested in eating some scrawny human with rubber
skin.
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Dan Abel
Petaluma, California USA
dabel@sonic.net
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