From: MetalBladeSPAMNOMORE@SPAMNOMOREprodigy.net 
  
 Why is it hard to defecate in NYC?  When I fell I could take a crap on 
 magnitude 12 (Richter scale), i.e. a kind of poo that makes pants fit 
 better, where one goes to perform such magnificent task?? 
  
 I am dead serious, here I am standing say on ^th Avenue and 19 street, 
 farting profusely and about to explode.  And my problem is small comparing 
 to most people, I worked in many places/know many buidlings where security 
 wouldnt ask me for an ID, e.g. ESPN Zone of New York, I hate that place most 
 because i quit under pressurizing circumstances... anyway, I can go poo 
 there or nearby Times Square Visitors center nice restrooms, even paper not 
 stolen. 
  
 But elsewhere, in my country you can always find an outhouse, here what do 
 you crap on 5th avenue or at Chrsyler's building how???  I always carry a 
 rtoilet paper roll just in case of emergency I can under some dark bridge 
 aND WIPE CLEAN, BUT THIS IS NOT A SOLUTION 
  
 WHY NO RESTROOMS IN SUBWAYS, WHY????  HOW DO YOU POO IF YOU HAVE IT BAD IN 
 SUBWAY???? 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)