I assume you are joking.  Such a great deal of effort for a joke. 
 Since this NG has become, for the most part, an advertising mechanism 
 for California dance events,  perhaps some here appreciate the change 
 of pace offered by the various, sundry and sordid political hacks and 
 pundits who post from time to time about political matters..... 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)