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 "K+"  wrote in message 
 news:59a4018b-3ebd-4b69-a604-2a7ee5be889f@y17g2000yqn.googlegroups.com... 
 Michael Jackson, 
 THE LEGEND LIVES ON. 
  
 Michael Jackson killed himself last night after he found out 
 "boys to men" was a band and not a delivery service... 
  
 Doctors believe Michael Jackson's heart attack was due to 
 a hereditary problem. They think its probably the result of 
 a defective billy gene... 
  
 RIP Michael Jackson, he touched to many people, albeit 
 most of them children. 
  
 While in a coma, doctors were waiting for Michael Jackson 
 to show signs of life, then his heart suddenly pulsed "beat 
 it" in morse code... 
  
 Just read Michael Jackson's funeral arrangements, he will 
 be melted down and made into plastic toys. That way kids 
 will play with him for a change... 
  
 I genuinely feel sorry for Michael Jackson's family. The final 
 decision to bury, cremate or recycle cannot be an easy 
 choice to make... 
  
 I heard they are having to double the seating at Michael's 
 funeral because children under 12 have to be accompanied 
 by an adult... 
  
 After Jackson's funeral they decided it would be fitting to 
 rather have a giant tupperware party... 
  
 What do Jacko and Santa have in common ? They both like 
 to empty their sacks for little children... 
  
 After Michael Jackson's sudden death Gary Glitter has offer- 
 ed to cover some of his dates, Henry aged 10, William aged 
 12 and Joel aged 13... 
  
 Condolences to the Jackson family, but could i also remind 
 you that collection day for recyclable plastics is Monday... 
  
 Apparently, Michael Jackson's last wish was to be melted 
 down into little dildos so kids could still play with him... 
  
 Confirmation just came through that Michael Jackson died 
 of food poisoning. Apparently he choked on some 12 year 
 old nuts... 
  
 Out of respect, McDonalds have just released the McJack- 
 son burger... 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns... 
  
 Reports that Michael Jackson died of a heart attack are in- 
 correct. In fact he went to the children's hospital and had a 
 stroke... 
  
 When ambulance officers arrived at Jackson's home, they 
 found class A drugs in the kitchen, and the whole of Class 
 4B in his bedroom... 
  
 Madonna has paid her respects to the Jackson family and 
 wants to know how much they want for the kids... 
  
 All Michael Jackson's upcoming dates are now cancelled, 
 including John aged 5, and Ryan aged 9... 
  
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