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 From: doctor@doctor.nl2k.ab.ca 
  
 AI / LLM Reviews of Star Trek The Next Generation - Rascals 
  
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 While returning to the Enterprise from a trip, Captain Picard, Guinan, Ro 
 Laren, and Ensign Haskell are caught in a bizarre transporter malfunction 
 that 
 interacts with a temporal displacement field. Instead of being killed, they 
 are reverted to the ages 
 of approximately 12 (Picard, Guinan, Ro) and 6 (Haskell). Crucially, they 
 retain their adult minds, memories, and personalities, though they struggle 
 to 
 manage their new, small bodies. 
  
 The confusion aboard the ship is compounded when a group of Ferengi, led by 
 DaiMon Lurin, takes advantage of the situation. Lurin boards the Enterprise 
 under the guise of trading but uses the confusion to seize key control 
 points. 
 The de-aged crew 
 members€€€especially "Kid Picard" (who is determined to maintain command 
 integrity) and "Kid Ro" (who quickly adapts to her surroundings)€€€must use 
 their adult knowledge and their child status to navigate the ship and help 
 the 
 senior staff reclaim 
 control. Ultimately, Dr. Crusher manages to replicate the precise energy 
 field 
 needed to reverse the de-aging process, returning the crew to normal. 
  
 Strengths 
 The Fun Premise: The central concept is inherently amusing, giving the adult 
 actors a hilarious challenge of portraying their iconic characters through 
 the 
 mannerisms and voices of children. Seeing Captain Picard stuck at the height 
 of a pre-teen is 
 particularly entertaining. 
  
 Character Focus for Ro Laren: This episode provides one of the best looks 
 into 
 Ro Laren's character. She embraces her temporary youth, enjoying a reprieve 
 from the burden of Starfleet life and using her rebellious nature to 
 effectively fight the Ferengi. 
 The dynamic between her and Commander Riker, who acts as her temporary 
 guardian, is also heartwarming. 
  
 Guinan's Wisdom: Guinan, despite her age change, brings her usual calm 
 wisdom 
 and even uses her perspective to offer a small piece of comfort to the de- 
 aged 
 Ensign Haskell. 
  
 Weaknesses 
 High Suspension of Disbelief: Even by Star Trek's standards, the science 
 behind the de-aging€€€a transporter beam interacting with a field that just 
 happens to reverse age but retain memory€€€is thin. The episode requires the 
 audience to overlook 
 significant scientific improbabilities. 
  
 Standard Ferengi Plot: The antagonists, DaiMon Lurin and his crew, feel like 
 generic, Saturday-morning cartoon villains. Their plan to take over the 
 Enterprise is uninspired, primarily serving as a convenient crisis for the 
 children to resolve. 
  
 The "Haskell Problem": The 6-year-old version of Ensign Haskell, who lacks 
 the 
 fine motor skills and speech ability of the others, is used more for cheap 
 emotional moments than for actual plot contribution. 
  
 Overall Impression 
 "Rascals" is the definition of a lighter, "filler" episode. It sacrifices 
 seriousness for sheer novelty and character-driven moments. It won't be 
 remembered for its deep philosophical questions or high-stakes drama, but it 
 delivers on its promise of a 
 fun, low-stakes adventure. It€€€s an easy watch, perfect for a chuckle, but 
 clearly doesn't measure up to TNG's best efforts. 
  
 Rating: 6.5/10 
  
 That episode is a bit of a romp! 
  
 ChatGPT 
  
 Here€€€s my review of **€€€Rascals€€€** (TNG Season 6, Episode 7) and a 
 rating 
 out of 10: 
  
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 ## What the Episode Does / Plot Summary 
  
 * A transporter accident during the return to the Enterprise causes 
 **Picard, 
 Guinan, Ro Laren,** and **Keiko O€€€Brien** to be physically transformed 
 into 
 children (roughly age 12). Their minds and memories remain adult. 
 ([Wikipedia][1]) 
 * The rest of the crew treat them skeptically; Picard is asked to relinquish 
 command to Riker temporarily. Meanwhile, Keiko faces awkwardness with her 
 husband (O€€€Brien) over their new age disparity, and Guinan and Ro adjust 
 differently to the 
 regression. ([Doux Reviews][2]) 
 * A group of **Ferengi pirates** seizes the Enterprise in a relatively easy 
 coup, taking advantage of confusion. The child versions of the four (joined 
 by 
 Alexander) coordinate with Riker to retake control of the ship from within. 
 ([Jammers Reviews][3]) 
 * The crew eventually restores everyone to their original bodies, and the 
 crisis ends. ([Wikipedia][1]) 
  
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 ## What Works / Strengths 
  
 1. **Fun, High-Concept Premise** 
    The €€€adults turned children but still thinking like adults€€€ gimmick 
 gives room for comedic, absurd, and character moments. It leans into playful 
 sci-fi. Doux Reviews calls it €€€a good-time episode€€€ with a fun vibe. 
 ([Doux Reviews][2]) 
  
 2. **Noteworthy Moments & Character Beams** 
  
    * Young Picard throwing a tantrum, hugging Riker as €€€Dad€€€ generates a 
 mix of humor and character dissonance. ([Eclectic Theist][4]) 
    * The awkward moment between Keiko and O€€€Brien (about their age 
 difference and intimacy) shows the episode doesn€€€t shy away from emotional 
 discomfort. Jammer€€€s Reviews notes the awkwardness of that subplot. 
 ([Jammers Reviews][3]) 
    * The child actors€€€ performances are mixed, but some (notably 
 child-Picard) get praise for capturing a feel of the adult characters. 
 Jammer€€€s says Picard€€€s young version €€€seems decent.€€€ ([Jammers 
 Reviews][3]) 
  
 3. **Escalation via the Ferengi Coup** 
    The Ferengi takeover adds tension and stakes beyond just €€€kids running 
 around.€€€ It forces the child versions to be proactive. The action gives 
 the 
 premise more weight than pure comedy. Jammer€€€s describes the Ferengi plot 
 twist as pivoting the 
 episode. ([Jammers Reviews][3]) 
  
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 ## What Doesn€€€t Work / Weaknesses 
  
 1. **Premise Strains Credibility** 
    Many critics feel the idea is too gimmicky even by Trek standards. 
 Jammer€€€s labels the premise as €€€particularly ludicrous, even for Star 
 Trek.€€€ ([Jammers Reviews][3]) 
    The ease with which Ferengi take over the Enterprise, and how they later 
 lose it, is criticized as making the regular crew look incompetent. 
 ([Jammers 
 Reviews][3]) 
  
 2. **Tone Imbalance & Awkwardness** 
    Some of the child/adult interactions (especially the bed-jumping scene 
 between child Guinan and Ro) are cited as cringe-worthy or tonally off. 
 Jammer€€€s calls parts of it awkward. ([Jammers Reviews][3]) 
    The subplot of Keiko/O€€€Brien€€€s marital tension is compelling in idea, 
 but many feel it€€€s underexplored and awkward in execution. Jammer€€€s 
 mentions how the question €€€Does this mean our marriage is over?€€€ is 
 uncomfortable and quickly dropped. 
  ([Jammers Reviews][3]) 
  
 3. **Underdevelopment & Convenience** 
  
    * Other crew members have minimal engagement; many side characters vanish 
 or aren€€€t deeply involved. 
    * The resolution (restoration of bodies, retaking the ship) is relatively 
 conventional and doesn€€€t push the premise to its fullest. 
  
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