XPost: alt.elvis.king 
 From: stephen.leacock@sympatico.ca 
  
 Harlan Osier wrote: 
  
 > You are in your bed, alone, nude. 
 > 
 > Suddenly and without warning, Elvis Presley comes in your bed !!! 
 > 
 > What do you do? 
  
 I would tell ole E to slow down. Tell him I'm not that king of a guy. 
 Especially since he didnt even wine and dine me first. I'd tell him tho 
 that I would be more then happy to work the video recorder while he got 
 it on with some hottie. For a small fee of course. A TCB ring would 
 cover it. Or even a pair of his shades would do. 
 Jason~~ 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)