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  Msg # 44 of 2222 on ZZCA4347, Monday 7-14-24, 7:59  
  From: FRAU HIMMEL  
  To: HARLAN OSIER  
  Subj: Re: Warez users will be punished very ha  
 XPost: alt.warez.ibm-pc 
 From: frau_himmel@hotmail.com 
  
 Harlan Osier wrote in message 
 <89ec59b9.0407092032.66fdf450@posting.google.com>... 
 >If the cops get you, you'll be sentenced to work the rest of you life 
 >in the Einsteinium Mines of Europa ! 
 >So better don't use warez ! 
  
 That is no doubt a pleasure compared to one naughty 
 person I know of. Here is what they did to him: 
  
 1.    They installed some sort of recycling pump on his toilet. 
     Every time he flushed fecal matter, it reappeared one hour 
     later. 
 2.    He was gassed in his sleep, transported to a small town 
     in Montana, placed in a motel paid for with a stolen credit 
     card. He was awakened by the local police who arrested him 
     after they were anonymously called telling of the thief renting 
     that room. 
 3.    All his music CD's were replaced with opera CD's. 
 4.    He was tattooed on his belly with the words "My penis does 
     NOT work" scribed on it. 
  
 Frau Himmel 
 Still trying to outrun the death grip clutches of The Strangler 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2) 

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