XPost: alt.pets.ferrets, alt.evil 
 From: ilena@compuserve.com 
  
 It's *true*!!!  True, I tell ya! 
  
 Gandolf stole my soul and hid it behind the couch!  These past few weeks 
 have been pretty toasty...I thought it was just the summer heat...now I know 
 the awful truth.  Behind those innocent whiskers, BEHOLD!!!  A demon from 
 HELL! 
  
 *Wonders if sunscreen will help prevent burning* 
  
 -Ilena Ayala 
  
  
 "Harlan Osier"  wrote in message 
 news:89ec59b9.0407111624.1f13b59e@posting.google.com... 
 > Ferrets are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your 
 > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. 
 > 
 > If you like ferrets, you will lose your soul to be damned 
 > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul 
 > for all eternity. 
 > 
 > So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul. 
 > 
 > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save 
 > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can 
 > prevent Armageddon. 
 > 
 > Ferrets are evil, owning them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and 
 > witches like ferrets.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)