
| Msg # 251 of 2222 on ZZCA4347, Monday 7-14-24, 8:03 |
| From: .BRIAN. |
| To: HARLAN OSIER |
| Subj: Re: Ferrets are EVIL, the DEVIL created |
XPost: alt.pets.ferrets, alt.evil From: user@127.0.0.1 On 7/11/2004 08:24 PM, Harlan Osier wrote: > Ferrets are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. > > If you like ferrets, you will lose your soul to be damned > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul > for all eternity. > > So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul. > > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can > prevent Armageddon. > > Ferrets are evil, owning them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and > witches like ferrets.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! LOL. That's it huh? I'm going to hell for owning a ferret; and others are going to hell for murder? Hmm... some god you believe in! That seems fair. Where exactly does your "information" come from again? Right... your delusional mush of a "brain", but nowhere else. Anyway, if I go to hell... I promise you that owning a ferret is the least likely reason. F'ing idiot. -- Brian --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2) |
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