XPost: alt.sewing, alt.evil 
 From: seeme@therctqdirectory.com 
  
 So sorry to hear that you are having such a difficult time understanding 
 pattern directions.  But, if you keep trying, it will come to you 
 eventually.  If not, you can always make a go at being a comedian...just 
 not in a sewing newsgroup 
  
 Harlan Osier wrote: 
 > Sewing is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your 
 > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. 
 > 
 > If you like sewing, you will lose your soul to be damned 
 > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul 
 > for all eternity. 
 > 
 > So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul. 
 > 
 > Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save 
 > your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can 
 > prevent Armageddon. 
 > 
 > Sewing is EVIL, sewing is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and 
 > witches like sewing.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)