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 From: nenslo@yahoox.com 
  
 Cardinal Vertigo wrote: 
 > 
 > Harlan Osier wrote: 
 > 
 > > You are asleep in your bed , alone, nude. 
 > > 
 > > Suddenly and without warning, George W. Bush comes in your bed ! 
 > > 
 > > What do you do ? 
 > 
 > I'd get him the hell out of my home, and then I'd wash the sheets a few 
 > times, using tons of bleach. 
 > 
 I like that commercial which teaches us that if you wash your sheets in 
 mere laundry soap, without using tons of bleach, it's exactly like 
 diving into a hot bubbling mud pit because of all the sickening filth 
 from your own disgusting body which has permeated the fabric and can 
 never ever be washed out without using tons of bleach.  Your horrible 
 body is so slimy and awful it pollutes everything so much you have to 
 scorch its grime out with harsh chemicals.  And don't forget to put 
 fruit on your hair and shave in outer space. 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
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