XPost: alt.slack 
 From: vertigo@alexandria.cc 
  
 nenslo wrote: 
  
 > Cardinal Vertigo wrote: 
 > 
 >>Harlan Osier wrote: 
 >> 
 >>>You are asleep in your bed , alone, nude. 
 >>> 
 >>>Suddenly and without warning, George W. Bush comes in your bed ! 
 >>> 
 >>>What do you do ? 
 >> 
 >>I'd get him the hell out of my home, and then I'd wash the sheets a few 
 >>times, using tons of bleach. 
 > 
 > I like that commercial which teaches us that if you wash your sheets in 
 > mere laundry soap, without using tons of bleach, it's exactly like 
 > diving into a hot bubbling mud pit because of all the sickening filth 
 > from your own disgusting body which has permeated the fabric and can 
 > never ever be washed out without using tons of bleach.  Your horrible 
 > body is so slimy and awful it pollutes everything so much you have to 
 > scorch its grime out with harsh chemicals.  And don't forget to put 
 > fruit on your hair and shave in outer space. 
  
 It's pretty reprehensible for bleach manufacturers to prey on OCD 
 sufferers like that. 
  
 I was just thinking about disinfection, though; I have NO idea where W's 
 cock has been.  I don't want anything that came out of it anywhere NEAR 
 my bits & pieces, and with enough chlorine you can kill almost anything 
 on the planet. 
  
 On a tangential note, I've known people who'd never heard that you're 
 "supposed" to wash sheets.  They were all girls, though. 
  
 -- 
 "But in physics I soon learned to scent out the paths that led to the 
  depths, and to disregard everything else, all the many things that 
  clutter up the mind, and divert it from the essential. The hitch in 
  this was, of course, the fact that one had to cram all this stuff 
  into one's mind for the examination, whether one liked it or not." 
  - Albert Einstein 
  
 --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05 
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