XPost: alt.gothic
From: korinkami@hotmail.com
"Tiny Human Ferret" wrote in message
news:40FAB2C1.6040502@earthops.net...
> Blue Lady wrote:
> > Joseph Brenner wrote in message
news:...
> >
> >>Tiny Human Ferret writes:
> >>
> >>
> >>>Nyx wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>
> >>>>>I heard that goths bite and some drink blood and eat human flesh.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Is this true and can holy water and a crucifix protect me???
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>No, we aren't vampires, we're
> >>>>zombies. Braaaaainssssss. Not the wimpy Romero zombies,
> >>>>either, one shot in the Braaaaainssssss. head? Hah! We're
> >>>>like the quake zombies. You have to chop Braaaaainssssss.
> >>>>us up in little pieces to stop us. Braaaaainssssss. And
> >>>>even then Braaaaainssssss. we sometimes pull ourselves
> >>>>back together. Braaaaainssssss. The pieces are still
> >>>>alive, you know. Braaaaainssssss.
> >>>
> >>>did you say braaaaiiiinnnnssss?
> >>>
> >>>Hmm. Brains.
> >>>
> >>>--klaatu, braaaaiiiinnnsssss
> >>
> >>Holy meowing burrito brains, what new catch phrase will we
> >>be subjected to next?
> >
> >
> > Spleeeeeeeeeenssss.
>
> Eaten with fondue forks.
>
So that's one plate of Braaaaainssssss for you, sir, and ten
Spleeeeeeeeeenssss € la cr€me for the lady. And the fondue forks are served
steamed or roasted, with a selection of sporks for the children.
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