XPost: alt.gothic 
 From: ixnayamspay_klaatu@earthops.net 
  
 Blue Lady wrote: 
 > Joseph Brenner  wrote in message news: 
 m3iscn4qa8.fsf@crack.obsidianrook.com>... 
 > 
 >>Tiny Human Ferret  writes: 
 >> 
 >> 
 >>>Nyx wrote: 
 >>> 
 >>>>maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote: 
 >> 
 >> 
 >> 
 >>>>>I heard that goths bite and some drink blood and eat human flesh. 
 >>>>> 
 >>>>>Is this true and can holy water and a crucifix protect me??? 
 >>>>> 
 >>>> 
 >>>>No, we aren't vampires, we're 
 >>>>zombies. Braaaaainssssss. Not the wimpy Romero zombies, 
 >>>>either, one shot in the Braaaaainssssss.  head? Hah! We're 
 >>>>like the quake zombies. You have to chop Braaaaainssssss. 
 >>>>us up in little pieces to stop us. Braaaaainssssss. And 
 >>>>even then Braaaaainssssss. we sometimes pull ourselves 
 >>>>back together. Braaaaainssssss. The pieces are still 
 >>>>alive, you know. Braaaaainssssss. 
 >>> 
 >>>did you say braaaaiiiinnnnssss? 
 >>> 
 >>>Hmm. Brains. 
 >>> 
 >>>--klaatu, braaaaiiiinnnsssss 
 >> 
 >>Holy meowing burrito brains, what new catch phrase will we 
 >>be subjected to next? 
 > 
 > 
 > Spleeeeeeeeeenssss. 
  
 Eaten with fondue forks. 
  
  
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