XPost: alt.pets.dogs.labrador, alt.evil 
 From: phowland@tampabay.rr.com 
  
 Hey, good response there John...and I agree about old age....how can I 
 handle a 2 year old Lab at 75????yikes. P 
 "JohnO"  wrote in message 
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 > maya_egg@hotmail.com (Harlan Osier) wrote in message 
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 > > Labradors are EVIL, they're the work of the devil, made to collect your 
 > > souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. 
 > > 
 > 
 >     Well, not sure you can call them evil but they can do some things 
 > that make them seem like they are evil at times. Usually all it takes 
 > is for them to give you one of those infamous "what did I do wrong?" 
 > looks and there is nothing wrong in the world. And you are certainly 
 > correct when you say they can take your soul but they can also take 
 > your heart and all the worries of the day away as well. 
 > 
 > > If you like labradors, you will lose your soul to be damned 
 > > for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul 
 > > for all eternity. 
 > 
 >   Got that right, fella! Once read a line that said "Old age means 
 > realizing you can never own all the dogs you wanted to" and I'll be 
 > damned if that ain't right being the owner of Labrador Retrievers 
 > (although I don't consider myself their owner but more of a companion 
 > during our lives). If meaning the "devils will feast on our souls for 
 > all eternity" because I have Labs, well, I guess that's about how the 
 > food chain works and I'm glad to be a part of it! 
 > 
 > > 
 > > So stop supporting this evil now to save your soul. 
 > 
 >   Never owned a Labby, huh? 
 > 
 > > 
 > > Labradors are evil, owning them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and 
 > > witches like labradors.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! 
 > 
 >  We've already been over the "evil" thing and don't you dare call my 
 > wife a witch for liking our Labradors. If I let her see this she'd 
 > come over there and give you a good whooping and our Labs would sit 
 > there laughing at you. They're like that. As for your spelling ... 
 > BLASPHEMY???? You spelled it wrong! Having my 7 Labrador Retrievers is 
 > a BLAST FOR ME! 
 > 
 > OK ... now go back in your little cave, troll! 
 > 
  
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