XPost: alt.consumers.uk-discounts.and.bargains 
 From: ThisIsNotMyEmailAddress@anywhere.intheuniverse 
  
 > 
 > The story was describing how many people report their mobile stolen, even 
 > when they have just lost it. One bloke had reported being mugged and his 
 > phone taken, but when the police called his number, they discovered that 
 he 
 > had just lost his phone at his girlfriends. 
  
 Some pillock reported his phone stolen. The Police rang it, and he had it in 
 his pocket. Quickest arrest ever. 
  
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