XPost: alt.horror.cthulhu, alt.evil 
 From: canadamike@hotmail.com 
  
 That would be great if ALL the religions were right? 
  
  
 You die and are reincarnated, when you reach the end of your lives, you go 
 to heaven, where there are 71 virgins waiting, and Satan, but he was 
 misunderstood and is instead partying with the Mormons, who are allowed to 
 cut loose up in heaven with Set and Loki.  The minority are the Jehovas 
 Witnesses because there is only 144,000 of them here.  The Hare Karishnas 
 greet us at the pearly gates with some flowers, before we travel across the 
 river Styx to have dinner with Jesus and Baldr and Osirus.  If you died in 
 battle you get a backstage pass to Valhalla where you can drink with Thor. 
 Otherwise you get to sit in the bleachers and watch them fight. 
  
 And then Cthulhu eats us all. 
  
  
 (please add to this.  I have a very limited knowledge of religions, but want 
 to learn) 
  
  
 > 
 > What, let's get back to fundamentals here....Cthulhu Fundamentalism.    He 
 > promises he will eat us LAST! 
 > 
 > 
  
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  * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)