XPost: alt.guitar 
 From: juhan@logicognosis.com 
  
 On Tue, 14 Sep 2004 12:31:34 +1200, D.R. wrote: 
 > "Teotwawki"  wrote in message news:2qlu3fF1124cnU 
 @uni-berlin.de... 
 >> 
 >> "G.K. Konnig"  wrote in message 
 >> news:3ff97a0d.0409130518.713f3d31@posting.google.com... 
 >> > Even better than cats used as guitars. 
 >> 
 >> cats make the best bagpipes, you put their tail in your mouth, hold them 
 >> under your arm with their head facing at the back of you, bite hard on 
 their 
 >> tail and you can pump them and get all sorts of great sounds out of them. 
 > 
 > Oh that is soooo old. But I bet it sounds better than bagpipes. ;-) 
  
 My favorite expression is still from some comedian who called the bagpipes 
 "agony bags"! Always beings a smile to my face, and often an audible 
 chortle. ...and then there are all those banjo, accordion, bagpipes jokes! 
  
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 Juhan Leemet 
 Logicognosis, Inc. 
  
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