XPost: alt.fan.tolkien
From: dnivejo.gnal@swipnet.se
"Horus Engels" skrev i meddelandet
news:cdaf8b99.0409191236.7c9998a6@posting.google.com...
> Menelvagor@mailandnews.com (Count Menelvagor) wrote in message
[snip]
> > > Be aware that your blasphemy will not go unpunished! All the skinny
> > > nude female Smurfs and iconoclastic hyena-imitators this side of Las
> > > Vegas may cheer you on, you rhubarbian, but that will not keep your
> > > just desserts from being forced down your lying throat.
> >
> > OK, I plead guilty of the blasphemy, and even the rhubarbianism
> > (though that's really stretching it).
> >
> > But ...
> >
> > >The Dachshunds
> > > of Doom will seek you out and wet the hem of your tasteless, badly cut
> > > frock-coat. Could you not have asked the Evil One for better wages?
> > > Furthermore, weasels will gnaw on your putrefying toes.
> >
> > This means war.
>
> You ask for war! You shall get war! With ducks on! Not rubber ducks,
> such as you (you fool) would fain imagine that the Dark Lard would
> endow you with, but angry, red-eyed, infected ducks who will quack
> their eerie glamour songs to your paladins until they scream and fall
> down to warship me. ME! That is to say, he.
>
> Horus Engels
You want war? You'll get war! I'll find the proper weapons to extirpate you
even if I'll have to sell my last lump of iron ore to finance it my campaign
to rid the Earth of you. Anyway, I suspect you are nothing but a common
Smurf.
€jevind
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