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  Msg # 1728 of 2222 on ZZCA4347, Monday 7-14-24, 8:31  
  From: SCOTT  
  To: RICK  
  Subj: Re: How to take photos of a supernova ?  
 XPost: rec.photo.digital 
 From: negativespam@nope.com 
  
 Yup, that old lightspeed barrier again.  Well, that's why you send out 
 the ensigns to carry out the plan.  :) 
  
 "Rick"  wrote in message news:414754ee$1_4@Usenet.com... 
 > > 
 > > First, find a star about to explode.  If one isn't handy, use your handy 
 > > PU-36 Explosive Space Modulator.  That should work nicely. 
 > > 
 > > Second, take your camera to the viewscreen/porthole of the spaceship 
 > > you are on.  Wait for the star to explode.  Take picture. 
 > > 
 > > Third, engage warp drive to outrun the explosion. 
 > > (Note: be SURE to time steps two and three properly.) 
 > 
 > 
 > If you've got the picture, you're a little late to get outta there :) 
 > 
 > 
  
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